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One day, weeks and weeks ago, I was sitting around in a bar with the lovely Hope, and our friend Annika. Something was in the air that night, and we all seemed to be stressed out about our respective love interests. Small mention of this was made, and then we moved on to discussing important [...] I can’t help but notice the new ad campaign for KFC GRILLED Chicken that has been assaulting me via my Teevee lately. Lately, I have been trying to change my eating habits and kill a few birds with a single stone. I practically live on cheeseburgers, and I’m starting to get a gut. I am also blowing tons of money on unhealthy food and all the actual GOOD stuff that is occasionally in my refrigerator always rots. [...] V8 juice blends are utterly confusing to me. I made this once for a work potluck, and not only did the boss’ Stepford wives absolutely shit their pants over it, but I won $50 for bringing the best dish! Listen up, all you bitches who think their asses are too pristine to sit on a public toilet seat: Unless you come in after someone like yourself, the seat is actually cleaner than say, the restroom door handle (that’s a true fact). If you feel you must hover your ass mid air and splash urine [...] |
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