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Mel Gets Married: I'm Engaged!

From the time that most women are little girls, they start planning (well, more like dreaming) for their wedding days. As cliché and stereotypical as this sounds, we women all know in the cockles of our hearts that this statement is true....read more...

My Health Guru Calley,

Ok we all have our vices, so please help. I need to clean up my body. If you could recommend quitting smoking or drinking, which do you think would be most beneficial to me?

Help Me! Luscious Lush

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My Health Guru Calley,

Hello, I always seem so down and have no energy. It’s hard to get out of bed in the morning. I have no time (and extra funds), for a gym. Can you recommend a few stretches or exercises that can give me a boost in the morning? Hitting the snooze button just isn’t cutting it.

Get me out of my slump, Frozen and Broke in Buffalo

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A Social Experiment in Texting Reveals the Not So Shocking Truth That We Are Slaves to Technology, Some Phones Are Better Than Others, And Men Love Sandwiches.

One day, weeks and weeks ago,  I was sitting around in a bar with the lovely Hope, and our friend Annika. Something was in the air that night, and we all seemed to be stressed out about our respective love interests. Small mention of this was made, and then we moved on to discussing important [...]

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Don’t be fooled, Oprah lovers!!!!

I can’t help but notice the new ad campaign for KFC GRILLED Chicken that has been assaulting me via my Teevee lately.
Remember when Kentucky Fried Chicken decided to become KFC so that nobody would think to bring the word FRIED into the equation? And then, when that failed miserably, they went with the wild card and [...]

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Teeth Whitening Wonders and Wastes

I’ve been a smoker for years, and I drink coffee. Not to mention, I’m getting old. My teeth are starting to resemble an old piece of paper that’s been sitting around for years – dingy and yellowing at the edges a bit. It seems like this used to just be a fact of life, but [...]

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Blueberry-Lemon Yogurt Loaf

Lately, I have been trying to change my eating habits and kill a few birds with a single stone. I practically live on cheeseburgers, and I’m starting to get a gut. I am also blowing tons of money on unhealthy food and all the actual GOOD stuff that is occasionally in my refrigerator always rots. [...]

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T-Rant Talks: V8 Vulnerability

V8 juice blends are utterly confusing to me.
I know that it has been quite a while since the V8 name was only associated with a tomato based vegetable drink, but sometimes I am behind the times. I liked the old V8 back in the day, but I found myself only drinking it on airplanes for [...]

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T-Rant’s Top Notch Turkey Salad

I made this once for a work potluck, and not only did the boss’ Stepford wives absolutely shit their pants over it, but I won $50 for bringing the best dish!
It’s every girl’s dream - low calorie, high protien, low sodium,  sweet, and chock full of Omega 3’s and antioxidants. It’s great alone or in [...]

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Here’s a rant and a TP-tip

Listen up, all you bitches who think their asses are too pristine to sit on a public toilet seat: Unless you come in after someone like yourself, the seat is actually cleaner than say, the restroom door handle  (that’s a true fact). If you feel you must hover your ass mid air and splash urine [...]