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T-Rant on October 22nd, 2009
One day, weeks and weeks ago, I was sitting around in a bar with the lovely Hope, and our friend Annika. Something was in the air that night, and we all seemed to be stressed out about our respective love interests. Small mention of this was made, and then we moved on to discussing important [...]
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T-Rant on May 13th, 2009
I can’t help but notice the new ad campaign for KFC GRILLED Chicken that has been assaulting me via my Teevee lately.
Remember when Kentucky Fried Chicken decided to become KFC so that nobody would think to bring the word FRIED into the equation? And then, when that failed miserably, they went with the wild card and [...]
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T-Rant on March 4th, 2009
I’ve been a smoker for years, and I drink coffee. Not to mention, I’m getting old. My teeth are starting to resemble an old piece of paper that’s been sitting around for years – dingy and yellowing at the edges a bit. It seems like this used to just be a fact of life, but [...]
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T-Rant on February 16th, 2009
V8 juice blends are utterly confusing to me.
I know that it has been quite a while since the V8 name was only associated with a tomato based vegetable drink, but sometimes I am behind the times. I liked the old V8 back in the day, but I found myself only drinking it on airplanes for [...]
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T-Rant on February 11th, 2009
I made this once for a work potluck, and not only did the boss’ Stepford wives absolutely shit their pants over it, but I won $50 for bringing the best dish!
It’s every girl’s dream - low calorie, high protien, low sodium, sweet, and chock full of Omega 3’s and antioxidants. It’s great alone or in [...]
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T-Rant on October 8th, 2008
Listen up, all you bitches who think their asses are too pristine to sit on a public toilet seat: Unless you come in after someone like yourself, the seat is actually cleaner than say, the restroom door handle (that’s a true fact). If you feel you must hover your ass mid air and splash urine [...]
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